Chapter 13. PUTTING YOUR BODY ON THE LINE

I bowl bouncers for one reason ... to hit the batsman and thus intimidate him. I try to hit a batsman in the rib-cage when I bowl a purposeful bouncer and I want it to hurt so much that the batsman won't want to face me any more.

- Australian fast bowler, Dennis Lillee (1974).
 
I was sent off seven times in twenty-one years. I don't think that's excessive ... They were all for punching.
- Former Rugby League player and commentator, Rex Mossop. He was quoted as saying, “A good punch in the mouth never hurt anyone.”
 
The tackling from the Wallabies was dedicated, tough and as mindless of fear and pain as the game had seen.
- The Age (Melbourne), November 1991 in a comment on the play of the Australian Rugby Union team which won the World Cup.
 
I think there is a certain percentage of people who come to watch the game who like to see a bit of fisticuffs ... let's look at that again to see how it started.
- Channel 9 Rugby League television commentator (1995). There is some argument that there is a demand for violence in football.
 
Sent off, carried off, but never backed off.

- Motto of Australian rugby union player David Dunworth.

When you sank on the ball to stop a dribbling rush, half-a-dozen feet rattled on you like heavy knocks at a door which would not open. Sometimes in a distant suburb when you fell out of bounds the local partisans affectionately trod on you. Both sides, indeed, were accorded the status of belligerents.
- Paddy Moran in Viewless Winds referring to Sydney club rugby in the early 1900s.
A good punch-up never really worried me, but it frightened the hell out of some of my opponents.

- Legendary Australian Football player, Jack ‘Captain Blood' Dyer.

Boxing has no equal. Teaches perfect control of body, limbs and temper. Some people say boxing is dangerous. I have boxed in over 100 contests, and have never carried more than a couple of scrapes, and those only for a day or two. In football I have had my fingers broken, ankle broken, and a hundred and one other hurts. Which looks the softer game?
- Boxer and 1908 Olympic silver medallist, Reg 'Snowy' Baker.
There's a Victorian cricketer, ‘eave half a brick at him.
- Richard Cashman's book, Ave a Go, Yer Mug, describes the preposterous situation where Victorian cricketers thought it dangerous to walk the streets of Sydney after a cricket match (late 19th century).
 
He won't do that to me again!
- Reported comments of a rugby union player after hitting an opponent on the jaw during a rugby union match in Brisbane (1995). The player who was hit later died of a cerebral haemorrhage.
 
I couldn't have bitten him. I left my teeth in the dressing room.
- Frank ‘Bumper' Farrell of Newtown Rugby League Club in denying that he had bitten St George player, Bill McRitchie during 1946. Farrell had false teeth but McRitchie reportedly replied, “You had enough left to do the job, Mr. Farrell.”
 
Football is essentially a rough game all the world over, and ... not suitable for poodles and milksops.
- H.C.A. Harrison, one of the founders of Australian rules was in hot water in 1870, facing accusations in the press that he had injured an Albert Park player by knocking him down and jumping on him.
 
THUG
- Britain 's Sunday Express headline. Headline after Australian Steve Finnane broke the jaw of Welshman Graham Price during a fight at the SCG on the 17 June 1978. It was the result of provocation and previous tension between the two sides.
 
No one fakes being eye-gouged.
- Australian captain John Eales in not publicly criticizing the French Rugby team after finishing an international match with a red and swollen eye (1999).
 
Some of the players hadn't introduced themselves at that stage. There's a lot of new players in both sides, and it was a good opportunity to greet each other.
- Essendon Australian Football player, Tim Watson, in discussing a half-time brawl during a match (2000s). Violence is seen as a bonus for some spectators, especially at football matches.
 
I want to put the ambulance office on alert. Instead of these guys leaving on a bus after a game, I want them to be taken away in an ambulance. I have told my team that if they don't spill blood they are not doing their job right. If they don't bust some ribs tonight, then they haven't done their job.
- Dave Hamilton, a football coach at Alice Springs (1999).

He might have tried to rip his head off but I'd be very surprised if he was trying to gouge the eyes. That's not Matt's make-up.

- Gold Coast Viking Rugby Union coach Laurie Fisher may have not quite got the right message across in defending one of his players, Matt Weaver. Weaver was accused of eye gouging a University player in a club match. Despite the allegations and an incriminating looking photograph the matter was not pursued further by the authorities. After seeing the photograph University coach Andy Tucker had said, "There's not doubt about it. The fingers are hooked over (into Steven Moore's eyes)." No action was taken over the incident.

 
Shut up or I'll rip your fucking heads off.
- American golfer Laura Davies to marshalls talking at the Australian Ladies Masters (1998).
 
Halfway through the third quarter I was going for a mark and all I could hear was this voice, ‘This is it, kid.' Down I went like a bag of shit, shirt-fronted right down the middle and I was carted off on a stretcher.

- Australian Rules football legend Ted Whitten reflecting on his initiation to first team football in 1951.

When I was about 14 0r 15, and running in a pretty muddy cross country race, one of my shoes stuck in the mud and came off. Boy, was I wild. To think that I had trained hard for this race and didn't do up my shoelace tightly enough! I really got aggressive with myself, and I found myself starting to pass a lot of runners. As it turned out, I improved something like twenty places in that one race. But I never did get my shoe back.

- Marathon runner Rob deCastella.

Whereas the alcohol-fuelled activities of the footy trip sometimes bring out the worst in human nature, what happened after the Sari Club bombing evoked the best. Where we once looked for drunks and trouble-makers, we now see young heroes who were willing to protect mates, rummage for bodies and spend agonising days waiting for news at morgues and hospitals.

- Journalist Richard Hinds (19 October 2002). An article written in the aftermath of the Bali terrorist bombing that claimed the lives of 88 Australians. Many of the dead and injured were part of sports teams on end-of-season trips.

Aggression will always be there. If you've got no aggressive manner in the way you attack the football you are not much use to your side.
- Legendary AFL player Ted Whitten was to also say, “I was very aggressive when I played because in those days there was only one umpire officiating, now you have two” (1994).

You'll stand on halfway and look across at those dirty Englishmen and I want you to get into them like a madman in a glass factory with a crowbar.

- Part of a dressing room speech in 1975 by Australian Rugby Union coach David Brockhoff who was a Bledisloe Cup (versus New Zealand) winner in 1949 as a player and in 1979 as a coach. On another occasion 'Brock' exhorted his players, "To attack like sharks amongst a school of mullet in muddy water."
 
Hit him? I can't even see the bastard.

- New Zealander Billy Murphy, on his boxing title fight against Albert Griffiths (‘Young Griffo') in 1890.

I knocked his helmet straight off his head. It went to pieces and blood came out … I thought it was brains coming out. I think he was pretty happy to be alive.

- Fast bowler Jeff Thomson in reference to the first time he bowled to Martin Crowe of New Zealand in 1981.

One of the guys I live with was the first guy to me. He rolled me over and pulled out my mouthguard. He told me later may eyes were shut before I hit the ground. He said I'd been lined up and king hit. I came around at the hospital, but I was in Disneyland for about four hours. I have a hairline fracture and a clean break in the right side of my jaw. Fortunately, my teeth weren't displaced, which is why I haven't got it wired together. That was an option: to have it cut from temple to cheek and have two pins inserted, with a wire to hold pins together, and risk losing sensitivity in my face.

- Rugby union player, Grant Bryan recalling the 'thuggery' he was subjected to during the Byron Bay Rugby Sevens (1990s).

This player had picked up the corner post and belted a Manly player over the head with it. I called him over and he swore at me and punched me under the left eye. Just like that. I was standing there with arms by my side, so I've gone down on my backside. I looked up and he continued to advance. He wasn't a big guy but he was well-built, bigger than me. And I thought, This isn't good – he's going to lay the boot in now. And then his own team-mates and probably some of the Manly guys grabbed him and dragged him away. I got up, looked at his number and said, ‘Right, you're off.' Then he spat at me. I said, ‘Right fellas, that's full time. We're out of here.'

- Rugby league referee Tony Burges describing how he was attacked by a player (1990s).

To win this competition you need 6 good front rowers -two in A Grade, two in Reserve Grade and two on suspension. [presumably for aggressive play]

- John Lang, National Rugby League coach (2003).
 
I don't want my children exposed to a sport where thuggery and violence are condoned or even tolerated.
- Bernard Self (2003) in a ‘Letter to the Editor' to complain about a rugby league brawl that was supported ‘as part of the game' by Brisbane Broncos captain, Gorden Tallis. The National Rugby League's 'hollier-than-thou' attitude to punch-ups suggested hypocrisy at its worst. They condoned the antics of former top-grade player Matthew Johns in the guise of Channel 9 Footy Show character called Reg Reagan, complete with ‘Bring Back The Biff' T-shirt, to promote the game.
 

Sport is such an integral component of Australian culture it has woven a tapestry through the documented deeds of our servicemen and women in theatres of war. Football matches in the shadows of the pyramids or on the fields hacked from the jungles of New Guinea , boxing tournaments abroad troopships and make-shift race meetings on the lush, green battlefields of France: all opportunities to temporarily escape the traumas of the front.

- Journalist Bernie Pramberg (1999).
 
Never have I seen a people so devout! They gather in small groups along the waterfront. Then at a signal from their leader they raise their faces to heaven only to humble themselves immediately by bending in the dust. Mon Dieu! Such devotion!
- An ‘old story' about a Frenchman who saw the gambling game two-up being played for the first time when Australians landed in France during World War I.
 
In Australia, like it or not, it has been the sportspeople and the soldiers who have provided a large proportion of the nation's legends. Their deeds have become enshrined in history books: they attract awe and inspiration. They cannot be measured against each other—who would even try to compare a Victoria Cross with anything else, least of all an Olympic gold medal—but the affinity is irrevocably there.
- ‘From Track to Trenches,' by Harry Gordon in The Weekend Australian (1998).
 
In the face of murderous enemy fire this bold race of athletes proceeded to scale the highest cliffs.
- The Times ( London ) drawing on the notion of the athlete and warrior while commenting on the ANZAC landing at Gallipoli ( Turkey ) in 1915. For over seven months more that 50,000 Australians and 18,000 New Zealanders dug into enemy hillsides, resisting relentless and ferocious attack.
 
PLAY THE GREATER GAME! RESPOND TO YOUR COUNTRY'S CALL.
- In 1916, with the recruitment drive in full swing the Argus appealed to sportsmen in a large-type headline. The paper's regular sporting writer, 'Old Boy,' posed the question: “Which game? War or football!! Which will you play?”
 
I guess you don't do those sort of things when you've known what it's like at have a Messerschmitt up your arse.
- Former international cricketer Keith Miller over the observation that he never seemed to become too excited upon taking an important wicket in a match. Miller was a fighter pilot during World War II (1997). Of Miller, Mihir Bose in Keith Miller: A Cricketing Biography (1979) wrote: "In the Age of Austerity, Miller was a throwback to an earlier time; the quintessential romantic rebel."
 
We had a game of cricket on Shell Green on Sunday just to let them see we were not concerned … and when shells whistled by we pretended to field them. The men were wonderfully cheerful and seemed to take the whole thing as a huge joke.
- Letter from Gallipoli soldier Major-General Granville Ryrie in 1915, quoted in The Broken Years . He was referring to a cricket game that was played at Shell Green a couple of days before the evacuation. After some time the Turkish troops began to direct mortar fire at the players.

The day was an overwhelming success. Even the deaths of two officers in a steeplechase accident did not dampen one of the greatest sporting events held on the western front.

- Letter from a soldier in Fourth Australian Infantry Brigade at France in 1917. Racebooks were printed and tents erected, a makeshift totalisator operated and bookies fielded on flat and hurdle races featuring the Australian stockhorses and their English counterparts.

Australians always fought and played off the front foot and died for each other, not the bloody government or the people who started the war.

- Frank McDonald died in 2003 at the age of 107 and was the last survivor of the 15,000 Diggers who won gallantry medals in the Great War. The reference to 'playing off the front foot' is associated with attacking the bowler in cricket through playing strokes by stepping towards the ball - a sign of aggression and some courage.
 
Part and parcel of Anzac Day for many Diggers is having a bet, whether the traditional two-up or at the track.
- Nicholas Rothwell in The Weekend Australian (September 2000).
 
I feel that the stature of our race is such that we can put playtime aside. The hours previously devoted to sport and leisure must now be given to the duties of war.
- Comment by Prime Minister Curtin after the surrender of Singapore during World War II. In an earlier comment in 1941 he had said, “In my judgement sport is not detrimental to the war effort. There are thousands of the population who are engaged in the war effort and for whom the playing of games is a positive refreshment and a good thing for their own personal welfare and for the morale of the country.”
 
Even if Australians are quick to dismiss their champions when they falter, the role of sport in the nation's development has always been significant. Australia 's fighting men – at the Boer War, during the world wars, – won for Australians a reputation for gallantry and for being tough and fair. But so have its sporting men and women.
- Brian Mossop, ‘Winners and Losers' in Blood, Sweat and Tears (1989).
 
Your comrades at Gallipoli are calling you. This is not the time for football or tennis matches ... it is serious. Show that you realise this by enlisting at once.
- NSW Premier, W.A. Holman appealing to sportsmen in July 1915. In similar vein a recruitment poster suggested, “Show the enemy what Australian sporting men can do.”
 

Last Tuesday Se'nnight as some young men were amusing themselves with the rough sport of wrestling in a house at Parramatta, one of them received a fall, by which the splinterbone of his arm was broke.

- Report in the Sydney Gazette (1803).
 
One wrong move can effectively end a career, be it that of an elite performer or an F-grade trier who takes his or her game very seriously.
- Sports medicine doctor, Jeff Steinweg, on the downside of sporting commitment (1997).
 
If someone tears their knee up and they can't sidestep, and you repair it and they go out and win the Churchill Medal in the Grand Final, you think you've done a bit of good.
- Orthopedic surgeon Merv Cross referring to rugby league player Laurie Daly while discussing the role of his specialist area (1997).
 
After the Australian working week, the citizen is refreshed, relaxed and eager to tackle his leisure and (hopefully) if called upon to give his cartilege (sic) for his country!
- Cartoonist Bruce Petty (1967).
 
In 1990, Sports Injuries In Australia, a report to the Federal Government's National Better Health Program, estimated there were one million of them a year. Of that total, 2000,000 were serious and 40,000 required hospitalisation or surgical intervention. The direct medical cost of sports injuries in 1987-88 was estimated at between $333 million and $400 million lost through work absenteeism. On 1990 estimates, the author of the report, Dr Garry Egger, put the total cost at about $1 billion, or 18 per cent of that for road accidents and 5 per cent of all accidents and injuries.
- Injuries in Sport article (1993).
 
Sports injuries cost Australians more than $1.5 billion a year but the health benefits of exercise far outweighed the risks. Injury affected one in 17 Australians playing sport every year and the most injury-prone sports were Australian rules football, cycling, soccer and the rugby codes. Lower-body injuries were twice as common as upper-body injuries.
- Medicare Private report on Sports Injuries (2003).
 
Monkey bars are responsible for one third of injuries received by children using playground equipment. Of the children with a sports injury 45 percent were playing one of the football codes other than soccer. Fourteen percent were injured playing basketball or netball while 12 percent were injured while playing soccer.
- Queensland Injury Surveillance and Prevention Project (1991).
 
I dislocated my finger pretty badly and I wasn't sure whether I was going to play. Now I'm thinking of dislocating the others.
- Basketballer, Damien Keogh, after scoring 41 points for the Sydney Kings.
 
I went off the grog once. I went ten weeks but I broke my jaw and did my knee. I was jumping out of my skin but everything turned on me so I gave it the arse.
- Geelong Australian Football player John Barnes.
 
His knee and ankle are that bad he can't even limp.
- Rugby league coach, Jack Gibson in describing a player's injury. Despite the risk of injury many spectators recognise athletic excellence and the efforts that are made by players to attempt to succeed.
 
The time has arrived … for the muscular young man to again become the slave of the football field, and to go forth to dislocate his collar-bone, tear his gaudy guernsey, and break the legs of his friends, while his lady admirers look on with gasping interest, and give a little oh! every time a bone snaps. He is spurred on to achieve bruises and glory, and broken joints, and a coating of mud, by the presence of those beautiful spectators who shoulder even while fascinated by the carnage. Never is the muscular young man so happy as when, blood streaming from his nose, and his smart jersey and clean white pants covered with real estate, he limps past the pitying damsels on his way to the ambulance van, where the surgeon stands by with a tourniquet, an Emarch bandage, a pad of bulldog forceps, and an armful of lint, while the girls murmur in tones as soothing to his ear as chorolhydrate to a sufferer from the jim-jams – words of admiration and sympathy. It's a glorious thing to be a footballer on Saturday afternoon. It is only when he goes to the office on Monday morning, with a swollen mouth, banana-sized fingers, and lumps as big as the coast range all over his body, that the muscular disciple of manslaughter feels sad.
- The Brisbane Courier (8 May, 1882).
 
I must thank the doctors who put me back together. People were saying after my knee surgery that I had this miracle cure, electrical therapy, but if Stan James hadn't performed successful surgery, neither therapy nor a strong mind would have helped and the same with Dr Leech who carried out my Achilles tendon surgery.
- Ralph Doubell, Olympic runner and gold medal winner at Mexico (1968).
 
Her body has reef cuts all over it. She also has bad knees and fractured vertebrae, and is constantly getting worked on by chiropractors, osteopaths and physiotherapists. So why does she do it if it's that dangerous?
- Jane Skarratt writing about her ‘fearless' surfing sister Kate ‘Skazza' Skarratt. Kate is known for her riding of some of the biggest and most treacherous breaks in the world (2002).
 
I have broken both arms twice each, had an operation on each one, broke my foot, broke my arm, ummmm … all sorts of stuff. I hurt my back, I have a bad knee and sore elbows and other minor things that don't matter.
- Lisa Skinner, Olympic gymnast (1998).
 
My legs are throbbing, my heart is struggling but I don't care. I have a medal, something to hold for the photographs. I can throw it around my neck forever. I can retire now if I want, because I have all I ever wanted. Eighteen marathons – my body is saying I have to stop this. I'm struggling to stand up, but I have the rest of my life to recover.
- Steve Moneghetti – bronze in Men's marathon at the World Athletics Championships in Athens in an interview with Louise Evans, athletic writer for the Sydney Morning Herald.

Sport means injury, winning and losing.

- Unidentified child's comments in 2002 highlighting some of the 'down' side of sport.

Cricket has as much historical and cultural significance in our society as football, but there has to be give and take. To be quite frank, one pays the bills and the other lives off them.

- Carlton AFL coach David Parkin on the risk of players being injured doing pre-season training on cricket grounds. The main concern was the wicket area in the centre of the field (1990s).

The pain was excruciating. I've never felt anything like it. I'm devastated. All the work you put in … and it's over in the blink of an eye.

- Newcastle rugby league player Andrew Johns after being sideline with a broken back (2002).
 
My leg is broken, so I hop –
I'll open up a Doctor's shop –
All through that game, Futball.
- Pat Finn's poem, ‘The Day I Played Football.'