Chapter
10: SPORTING EXTRAS
Hot
weather over the previous few weeks had encouraged more of the colony's cricketers
to take to the field.
- The oldest
written reference to sport in Australia appears to have been a brief item in
the Sydney Gazette in January 1804.
One of
sport's first effects in Australia was to help create a cultural colonialism,
to transplant British ideals and ideologies. The overseers of Australia's first
white inhabitants were keen to reproduce a British way of life for all who arrived
in the early colonies.
- Brian Stoddart
in Constructing a Culture (1988).
An alternative
venue and sport for the ‘gambling classes' were the ‘athletic sports' of the
late ‘sixties and seventies.' To a population avidly gambling on the run of
a horse or dog or the fall of a bird the chance to bet on humans or ‘pedestrians',
as they were termed, was considered exciting, particularly by the lower orders
who could ‘rub shoulders' with and talk to the representative sportsmen in public
bars where many of these sporting events were ‘organized' and conducted.
- John A.
Daly in Elysian Fields (1982).
England's
influence on the nineteenth century would be seen ... not so much in the imitation...of
representative institutions, of trial by jury, of freedom of the press, or even
in the wide diffusion of English books (but) in the reproduction ... of some
of our lighter social peculiarities (especially) in the contagious passion for
our national pastimes such as foxhunting, cricket and horse racing.
- A. Trollope
in British Sports and Pastimes (1800s).
Sport in
Australia appears to be a national necessity.
- Anthony
Trollope in Passion for Sport (1870).
Sport was
part of the cultural baggage brought out to Australia by the convicts, the free
settlers and the accompanying administrative personnel, though initially the
limited size of the community and the priority given to the establishment of
a viable settlement delayed the commencement of organised sporting activities.
- Sport
in Australia: Teacher's Guide (1988).
One of
the worst features in our colonial community is the wide-spread and growing
taste for frivolity and dissipation in every form—cricketing, horse-racing,
regattating, &c., &c., &c., and I confess I almost despair of the
social and political—not to speak of the moral and religious—advancement of
the people who expend so much of their time and means in such pursuits and amusements.
- John Dunmore
Lang, in a ‘Letter to the Editor,' The Empire (1862).
It seems
that the Australian climate early encouraged an outdoor life ... the change
to a more congenial climate and clearer skies was not without effect upon the
temperament of the colonists ... The more ample reward attached to labour out
here leaves the colonists more leisure. And this leisure he devotes to working
at play ... the principal amusements of the Australians are outdoor sports of
one kind or another.
- R.E. Twopenny
in Town and Country Life (1883).
The principal
amusements of the Australians are outdoor sports of one kind or another.
- Richard
Twopenny in Town Life in Australia (1880).
The origins
of our sport passion can be traced to our early British heritage and the transplanting
of British traditions and customs to the new land. However, one of the primary
reasons sport has flourished here has been the nation's ideal sporting climate.
The warm summers and mild winters permit outdoor sports to be indulged in all
year round. Hence, there have been more opportunities for playing a greater
variety of sports than in many other countries, where harsh climates and long,
cold winters shorten playing seasons and force the use of indoor facilities.
- Reet and
Max Howell, The Genesis of Sport in Queensland (1992).
Any sport
by which money could be won or lost found favour. For large wagers men would
compete, rolling in empty casks, starting from high ground with the bottom of
the hill as the winning post. They would run races carrying all sorts of objects,
such as pumpkins on their heads or small boys on their backs. Some preferred
to swing from horizontal bars; or jumping off bottles laid on their sides, to
compete in broadjumping (the last proved a rather difficult feat, as the bottles
had a somewhat alarming tendency to roll and is required a great skill to jump
two feet from such a starting point). Another exciting sport was to see who
could stay on a cartwheel the longest time, the competitors getting into position
among the spokes and hanging on with legs and arms while the cart was driven,
slowly or fast for a given distance.
These
and many other queer activities attracted stakes as much as 100 pounds.
- Annie Rixon,
Captain Thunderbolt (c.1840).
Recreation
and amusement are the zest of life, and young and old will have them at any
cost. It is all the more necessary, therefore, that they should be made as simple,
cheap, and elevating as possible.
- J.T.S. Bird
in The Early History of Rockhampton, dealing chiefly with events up till
1870 (1904).
There is
but little sport in Australia … some time ago, when times were good, there existed
what was called the Cumberland hunt: they pursued the native dog, which always
made a capital run; and the kangaroo. But that meritorious fraternity had been
broken up; and horse-racing seems to be almost the only bond of union among
sportsmen.
- John Hood
in 1842. Shooting, hunting and fishing in the English tradition seem to have
been his principal conception of sport.
Last Monday
and Tuesday were devoted to that species of harmless mirth, which twice a year
gives relaxation to the inferior, yet not least useful orders of the British
metropolis. With what anxious expectation, rising Youth, do ye await the happy
tides of Easter and of Whitsun, that ye may once more enter
into the Greenwich festive lilts, and break your necks in transport down her
verdant hills! … In imitation of these annual festivities, a little fare was
upon Whit-Monday and Tuesday held between Sydney and the Brickfields; and we
have the pleasure to say, that the amusements were decorously conducted and
that no single instance was the harmony broke in upon.
- Sydney
Gazette (12 June 1808).
The sources
of amusement have been confined to cricket, cards, water parties, shooting,
fishing, hunting the kangaroo etc.
- Comment
by an observer in 1798 about the recreational activities of the new colony.
[Sydney
in 1838] … the citizens enjoyed the pleasures of horse-racing, cricket, boat-races
and regattas, in between visits to the theatre and concert halls.
- Adelaide
Lubbock (1967).
The growth
of the Australian nation [in the second half of the nineteenth century] was
as deeply pervaded with sport as it was in the basic commodities of its economy;
both were regarded as the key elements in Australian character and a sense of
well-being. Recreation and money making were the keys to national happiness.
- Ex-patriot
United States of America academic David Mosler in Australia, the Recreational
Society (2002).
Drill followed
a set procedure. First, the pupils bowed to the Deputy (then termed the first
assistant), who stood on a rostrum and, having taken the bow, proceeded to give
directions for ward, club, or dumb-bell drill, depending on the current vogue
in equipment.
- Australian
Journal of Physical Education 1965 in describing the use of ‘drill' at
a Sydney school in 1908.
Let the
reader turn over the file of the colonial newspaper for 1883 and he will find
them stuffed almost to nausea with advertisements and accounts of races, cricket
matches and regattas, with challenges to fight or to run or to row. The energy
of the native mind of the colony seems to have been diverted almost exclusively
into this frivolous channel.
- Rev. John
Dunsmore Lang (1833).
Australians
wore themselves out in all they do, mistaking exercise for cultural activity.
- Francis
Adams (1893).
Sport is
one of the characteristics of Australian life. It is impossible for any outsider
to form any adequate conception of the meaning of this word in relation to this
people. It is a part of their very existence - a necessity of the climate. If
the reader entertains the idea that it is simply a pastime, that sport is indulged
in for the purpose of killing time, he is very much mistaken.
- W.F. Morrison
in Aldine History of Queensland (1888).
...
the major sports have encountered change much more publicly than minor ones.
Change clearly occurs in minor sports but the dynamics of that change rarely
become widespread public knowledge.
... the
minor sports are less represented in these works. Indeed, it should be pointed
out here that Australia is in danger of losing the artefacts of its sports history
because so little attention is given to preserving them.
Touch football,
one of Australia 's fastest growing activities, began as non-organised leisure
and rapidly became excellence-oriented sport. Its paid officials are keen to
promote regional, national and even international competition, as well as to
gain the sponsorship and television exposure believed to characterise a successful
modern sport. Some devotees still play for the fun of it but they are subjected
to more and more rules, restrictions and playing changes designed to promote
“touch” as sport rather than leisure. The business dimensions of indoor cricket,
another recent phenomenon, make its story a little different but its participants,
too, have seen the broad emphasis shift from “leisure” to “excellence”.
....
Australians
have long considered themselves the greatest sporting nation in the world,
possessed of abundant raw talent, a passion for participation, a craving for
competition and an appetite for watching a wide variety of games.
- Brian Stoddart,
Saturday Afternoon Fever (1986).
A nation of sporting dreams
…
Australians tend to spread themselves across the sporting spectrum. For a
nation of 16 million people, we do pretty well at a remarkable range of sports,
including many that do not get much in the way of national coverage.
The passion
for sport can be explained partly in terms of climate and partly in terms of
history. This is a country which lends to outdoor sports and activities, the
recent and unusual wet weather notwithstanding. Indeed some Australian sports
– those associated with lifesaving, for example – derive totally from climate
and from opportunity. The surf carnival, with its boat races, its beach sprints
and its splendidly anachronistic march past, is an Australian institution we
take for granted.
Other sports
have come from overseas with some adjustments for local custom. Polocrosse,
for example, is a particularly antipodean adaptation of a rather more exclusive
sport. And Australian football, devised originally as a means of keeping cricketers
fit in winter, owes its peculiar rituals and rules to a combination of rugby,
gaelic football and some Victorian interpretations. Historically, much of Australia
's development took place during the second half of the nineteenth century,
when the weekend became established as a work break and when the eight-hour
movement gave working men time off for sport, both as players and as spectators.
This century, sport has proved to be a marvellous diversion in difficult times
-- Don Bradman, Phar Lap and Roy Cazaly – were heroes during the great depression
when heroes were badly needed.
... One-day
cricket, in presentation at least, is moving closer to the American baseball
games-summer diversions for audiences when their favourite shows are in recess.
But none
of these advances would have been possible without the support of audiences
and the sponsors and advertisers those audiences attract. Sport has a remarkable
capacity to enrich and to entertain, to thrill and to enthral. It produces some
marvellous moments to be remembered, long after the results have faded. Australians
make heroes of their sportsmen and women because, subconsciously, they would
like to have been there, at Lord's or on centre court at Wimbledon . Tread softly
with sport, for you tread on an Australian dream.
- ‘Editorial'
in The Courier-Mail (Brisbane) -1990s.
The main
race was the Stockmen's Sprint, 320 yards down a straight without rails, edged
by spinifex and saltbush. There were enough entries for heats and a final of
this event, no starting gates or barrier, no tic-tac men and the bookies couldn't
raise an umbrella between them. The Bushmen's Sprint also was over 320 yards,
but the Lady's Bracelet lasted for three-quarters of a mile. The stakes for
each race were around ten pounds, sometimes a braclet or a ring. And anyone
who went home winning ten pounds considered he had a fine win.
- Jack Pollard
in The Horse Tamer.
Look
at that black boy crawling over the water!
- A ‘reported'
comment by an astonished George Farmer in the 1890s. Young Pacific Islander
Alick Wickham was swimming in a style that came to be known as the ‘Australian
Crawl.' Another story had the origin of the term came from a rival of Dick Cavill
who suggested that Cavill had “crawled all over me” when using the new stroke.
It wasn't
real easy. We used to play it by the light of the waste timber fire at night.
It was popular at one time in bush camps and shearing sheds.
- W. Pearson,
in describing the unique game of bush billiards. The idea was to throw sticks
to knock cans of different value out of a marked circle.
In this
country a man was expected to be tough, rough and strong, able to ‘throw' a
bullock by leaping from a galloping horse and grabbing and twisting its tail,
to lay a man, any man … flat with one punch, to work sixteen hours a day seven
days a week, for weeks on end, and show tiredness, but no sign of weakness or
fear. A man should be able to swim a river in flood, to hold his grog, to be
a loyal mate and show neither pain nor sadness. This was not a country in which
a man could show the more subtle feelings that he must, as any normal human,
have felt. He was expected to be gallant and chivalrous to white women but to
be discreet about displaying affection of tenderness. Anything that was not
on a large scale had somehow to be hidden, kept away from the prying eyes and
ribald tongues of his mates.
- L.A. Riddett
(1990) in Kine, Kin and Country: The Victoria River District
of the Northern Territory 1911-1966.
This new
sport is of Australian creation, and it looks good to me. There is spice and
speed in it.
- Sir Joynton
Smith, on dirt-track motorcycling (speedway) in 1933.
The iron
man is one of the most physically demanding sports in the world, combining the
endurance of the marathon with the explosive demands of sprint phases, in four
separate disciplines – swim, Malibu board, surf ski and run.
- Greg Thomas
(1993).
For me,
there is little to compare with the exhilaration and the excitement of picking
up a big wave, dropping in with my shoulder and sliding across the face, carving
and cutting, always on the verge of being overwhelmed and swallowed up by the
raging foam just behind me.
- Libby Darlison,
NSW feminist, sportswoman and analyst referring to her ‘love' of bodysurfing.
There are
no men in the world like your lifesaver ... this is the greatest labour of love
in the world ... I have never seen anything like it.
- Visiting
American doctor, Marshall W. Dyer, who was taking pictures of Bondi Beach on
February 6 1938 - Black Sunday. Three huge waves swept hundreds of surfers out
to sea. Forty were pounded into unconsciousness and five died.
He was
so strong. He could pull a belt faster than most blokes could swim. But he was
also a great body surfer. He could flum (make the best of) anything. You'd both
catch a wave but he'd hold it 10 metres further. I'd say to him, ‘You've got
bloody flippers for feet!'
- Surfers
paradise surfer Billy James in a tribute to Peter Lacey, lifesaving legend (1996).
Most spectators
regard woodchopping as something decidedly odd, albeit exciting, to be put away
in the same memory basket as eel skinning, brick throwing, coal heaving and
shingle shifting, not to mention even more barmy activities such as racing toads
and goannas.
- Richard
Beckett, Axemen, Stand by Your Logs! (1983).
Then there
was the case of a hotel-keeper whose claim to fame was that he had spat farther
than anyone else. The spit-mark was shown on the back of the hotel and the place
where the publican had stood before making the prodigious effort. When the mark
died out, visitors were shown where it had been, and the whole incident, when
the record had been made and who was there, would be retold in the district
for hundreds of miles around.
- Fysh in
Taming the North.
My favourite
was Clothesline Tennis. They'd get the little sister to hang by one hand from
the clothesline with a tennis ball in the other hand and they'd swing the clothesline
and she had to close her eyes. Whenever she was ready, she'd release the ball
and the two boys would have to dive and try to catch it.
- Australian
Rules footballer, Greg Champion quoted in Boys and Balls (1994). Greg
was referring to invented games.
Like the
digger [the lifesaver] risked his life in the service of others – at least on
the weekend. He volunteered to put dedication to the community before his own
selfish desires. Like the soldiers he trained hard for combat (against the elements
and sharks rather that fellow men, disease and deadly poisons); the surf carnival
was translated into friendly rivalry which required disciplined almost military
training to achieve the perfect ‘march past' in the surf carnival's parade.
Just as men were tested in order to be inducted into the armed services, men
were tested to enter the lifesaving unit.
- Kay Saunders
(1998).
In December
1854, at Geelong, Victoria, an athlete named Williams performed this series
of eight feats in twenty-five minutes. First he raced against the best man in
town in a hundred yards' sprint and won. Secondly he was obliged to pick up
thirty eggs one yard apart with his mouth—without otherwise touching the eggs
or allowing his knees to touch the ground. His third feat was to throw twenty
weights over his head each weighing fifty-six pounds. Fourthly he was obliged
to run a hundred yards backwards. The fifth condition was to hop a hundred yards.
The sixth to throw a ten pound hammer eighty feet. The seventh to throw a two
pound quoit one hundred and forty feet. For his eighth and final feat he rolled
a coach wheel half a mile.
- Bill Beatty,
in This Australia: strange and amazing facts (1934).
I'm pretty
tired. I'm not as fast as those other boys but I have got good endurance.
- Joe Dodd
after setting a world endurance sheep shearing record of 1001 sheep in 38.5
hours (2002).
Wheeled
a barrow one mile, walked a mile, ran a mile, took fifty flying leaps, picked
up fifty stones placed a yard distance from each other, and ran backward half
a mile, in which last feat [a fall on his back] on muddy ground somewhat altered
the appearance of the champion.
- Comment
in the Maitland Mercury January 1848 about William Francis King ‘The
Flying Pieman' who was a celebrity in Sydney in the 1850s and 60s. Included
in his many physical challenges he walked 1000 quarter-miles in 1000 quarter
hours and raced a mail coach from the outlying areas of Sydney into the city.
The expression ‘Faster than the Flying Pieman' became an expression that recognised
his achievements.
Before
a gathering of Parisian high society, the Frenchman drew his glove, slapped
the Aussie across the face and challenged him to a duel. “Choose your weapon,”
he declared. “Sure,” said the Australian, “we'll make it axes.” The duel was
never fought.
- The Melbourne
Herald of March 24, 1956, reported a story of an Australian in Paris who
fell into dispute with a Frenchman over the hand of a young lady.
I think
it's an exciting thing for a guy who works in an office building to decide one
day he wants to race an elite sprinter, pay an entry fee and come in and have
a chance to beat him.
- US sprinter
Jon Drummond's thoughts on the egalitarian Stawell Gift, an event he ran off
scratch in 1997. From Australian Athlete Magazine (July/August 1998).
The thing
about the surf club movement is that it brings together people from all walks
of life and it is such a family thing. The whole beachside community, in many
ways revolves around the surf club and its activities. For years we had the
same R and R team at Freshwater, from when we were at school. As we got older
we had a journalist, a policeman, a barrister, hairdresser, doctor, nightclub
operator, a builder and an accountant. But every weekend we came together as
a group, did our training, had a good time socially and then went our different
ways during the week. And another thing is there is no age barrier. Often parents
and their children are actively involved for many years. One of the Freshwater
coaches, Barney Mullins, is over 80, but a favourite with everyone from the
adults to the kids.
- Hanson quoted
in Blood, Sweat and Tears (1989).
So thoroughly
has the Bondi Surf Life Saving Club (sic) been organised by
Warrant Officer Bond, Hon. Instructor of this Society, that its trained members
are voluntarily on duty in rotation from daylight to sunset on Saturdays, Sundays
and Holidays, this being always ready to render assistance.
- Royal Life
Saving Society of NSW, Report to Annual General Meeting, 1907.
Ladies
fail singularly in their attempts to shoot the breakers. In all the thousands
who bathe at Manly very few make the least show in this respect, whereas it
is every youth's and man's ambition to become an expert shooter.
- C.D.P.,
‘Sun-baking, surf bathing and camp life in New South Wales,' Red Funnel
(1908).
Now that
cricket has been put aside for a few months to come, and cricketers have assumed
somewhat of a chrysalis nature … rather than allow this state of torpor to creep
over them, and stifle supple limbs, why can they not .. form a football club.
- Part of
a letter to the editor by Tom Wills that led to the first game of Australian
football. Published in Victorian paper, Bell's Life (7 July 1858).
When the
New York Yankees switch to cricket, when the world soccer cup is played on roller
skates and when a camel wins the Melbourne Cup and St Patrick's Day is celebrated
on Oliver Cromwell's birthday, Australian and Gaelic rules will merge and make
the big time ... as far as football is concerned Gaelic is Gaelic, Aussie is
Aussie and never the twain shall meet.
- During attempts
to develop an international code in 1967 Kirwan Ward in the Daily News
saw little hope of a merger between Gaelic and Australian Rules. From the early
2000s a game called International Rules has been regularly played between Ireland
and Australia .
Australia,
with a possible international competitor from America, seems to be the world
capital of nonsense activities. It always had a strong historical tradition
of larrikinism— loutish and mildly anti-establishment behaviour—and the enthusiasm
for any fun-loving activity (the “have a go” tradition) was always strong. Across
the nation, Aussies enthusiastically embrace fun of the most bizarre kind: thousands
of quiz nights; line dancing; the outback camel cup (Alice Springs); national
tug-of-war contest; dwarf-throwing (short-lived due to objections by the Little
People's Organization); the Port Lincoln tuna toss; Coober Pedy sausage tossing;
the nude running of the bulls in Far North Queensland (i.e., nude human males
in Cairns); the Queensland cane toad race; the Alice Spring annual boat race
without water; the Compass Cup (dairy cattle racing in South Australia); the
Kalamazoo Classic in Cummins, South Australia (hand-pumped railroad cart race);
the Lake Patawalonga (Adelaide) milk carton regatta (boats made of them); the
“wife-carrying” running race in New South Wales (and even overseas where Australians
love to exhibit their enthusiasm by running up the stairs in New York's Empire
State Building or water skiing the entire length of the Mississippi River)—these
type of events can be found throughout the island continent. One asks whether
the good citizens of Australia have anything better to do than participate and
observe these explosions of nonsense and the apparent answer is, no they do
not. These events bind the community together, enhance local tourism and provide
cohesion for a nation united by bonds of fun and games. It is, after all, the
recreational society.
- Ex-patriot
United States of America academic David Mosler in Australia, the Recreational
Society (2002).
In Australia
the bowling club is a place of social interaction and a night out for hundreds
of thousands of people: its place in many rural communities, in particular,
is pivotal. Bowls has had a huge impact on Australian culture, and in return,
Australians have initiated changes in the way the game is played internationally.
- Sport
in Australia: Teacher's Guide (1988).
Not
surprisingly, many sporting innovations have been spawned in Australia over
the years. Many involved the development of new techniques. In swimming, for
example, the overarm sidestroke, the Australian crawl (which became known
as freestyle), and the butterfly were developed in Australia. The crouched
start in athletics was conceived by Australian sprinter Bobby McDonald in
1884, prior, to which runners started a race standing upright.
- Alan Batey
(et al.) in Tomorrow's World (1993).
Will
you stand up and cheer because this is the finest day in the history of Australian
sport.
- Radio journalist
John Raedler as Australia II won the final race of the 1983 America
's Cup.
I don't
think there's been a greater moment for national pride for Australia .
- Prime Minister
Bob Hawke 1983 after Australia II won the Americas Cup in 1983. In
a controversial comment he was to later say, “Any boss who sacks anyone for
not turning up to work today would be a bum.”
It still
amazes me and bowls me over just how important it was to this country. It's
part of our culture now.
- John Bertrand
on winning the America 's Cup. Betrand said, "I was told that the television
rating was 80 at 6am in the morning. It was like the end of WWII. The minister
for immigration told me that there were more people naturalised as a result
of that day than before or since in Australian history."
Having
participated in America's Cup coverages and other sailing events, the
event usually gets minimal publicity, but Australia II's win touched everyone—whether
they were sailors or not. It stands out as the No 1 sporting achievement
in Australia – there is no doubt about it.
- Radio
commentator Peter Shipway commenting on the 1983 America's Cup win.
Big Fellow,
we're going to sink.
- Crewman
to skipper Iain Murray just before One Australia sank during the 1995
America 's Cup.
During
the course of the twentieth century, millions of harried Australians flocked
to the beach to escape the stresses, strains and complexities of industrial
and post-industrial life. The beach became a sanctuary at which to abandon
cares – a place to let down one's hair, remove one's clothes – and of uninhibited
social interaction; a paradise where one could laze in peace, free from guilt,
drifting between the hot sand and the warm sea, and seek romance. The beach
was life at its most joyful and simplest. In this sense the beach has a specific
social context.
- Douglas
Booth in Australian Beach Cultures (2001).
… surfbathers
were a fine healthy race of men, quite equal to their brothers who live outback
in the bush and open air of the country.
- A.W. Relph
one of the founders of the Manly Surf Club 1900s.
Malriders
[Malibu board riders] lack the true surfer's commitment. They left surfing once
and they'll leave again. They're a miserable lot, devoid of all imagination
and totally incapable of reflection.
- Dr Geoff
Booth (2000).
You go
into oblivion. Suddenly all your life is there in this long, long stretched-out
wave; you're removed from the past, everything goes to jelly, and you feel completely
removed from the world around you. Nothing matters any longer but you and the
board and the wave and this instant of time!
- Midget Farrelly
describing the surfing experience. Craig McGregor, People, Politics and
Pop: Australians in the Sixties (1968).
Huge rooster
tails of water rose into the air with every turn and cutback as Nat slashed
and ripped, now tucking into the power pocket, now skating out onto the shoulder
to dig in for a turn.
- John Grissim
commenting on surfer Nat Young (1966).
I believe
in the mingling of the sexes on our beaches and under proper supervision; but
the cad is much more in evidence at a swimming meeting where women figure than
he is in the surf.
- In 1912
‘Natator' of The Referee.
A
lot of surfers talk about the sheer joy of just being in the water. You
come to appreciate that, and don't get hung up on whether you've caught
the best waves or only fallen off a lot. The sense of that communion with
the water and with a force that's greater than you – all those quasi-spiritual
aspects – are important.
- Writer
Fiona Capp (2003).
A lot of
people don't understand the effort and talent involved in being a top pro surfer.
But let me tell you, it's phenomenal. You're dealing with fickle dangerous elements.
- Surfer Mark
Richards (1990s).
There were
three main sections of Cronulla Beach —South Cronulla, North Cronulla , and
Greenhills. That's where the top surfies hung out—the prettiest girls from school
and the best surfies on the beach. The bad surfboard riders on their ‘L' plates,
the Italian family groups and the ‘uncool' kids from Bankstown (Bankies), swarmed
to South Cronulla — Dickheadland. That's where it all began. We were dickheads.
- Gabrielle
Carey and Kathy Lette in the book Puberty Blues.
Casual
style (informal and unpretentious language, minimal dress, the appearance of
contented idleness), outdoor-looking bodies (weathered, prematurely-lined, scrunched
eyes, lean, taut, tanned) respect for the surf (swimming between the yellow
and red flags, keeping a watchful eye on the next wave) and sun (shielded by
sunglasses, sunblock creams), and busy bodies (lifesavers patrolling in coloured
[yellow and red] caps, surfers walking determinedly with boards under their
arms).
- Douglas
Booth in Australian Beach Cultures (2001). He was outlining some of
the ‘hallmarks' of contemporary Australian beach culture.
Surf carnivals,
rescue drills, the shark bell or whistle, the system of surfing ‘between the
flags', and the privileged, custodial position accorded to the men wearing coloured
caps are features of the Australian day at the beach. These days, however, the
lifesaver is not quite the central figure he once was on our beaches … his heroism
is counterpointed and qualified by the few surfers suicidally straddling their
boards further out to sea, affecting a nonchalant disinterest in the proceedings.
The surfer is the bane of the lifesaver's life …
- John Fiske,
Bob Hodge and Graeme Turner. Myths of Oz: Reading Australian Popular Culture
(1987).
In any
culture, symbols and images provide cohesion and a sense of national or tribal
identity. One of the most enduring images of Australia for much of the twentieth
century revolves around the activities associated with surf, swimming, and beaches.
Lifesavers at Sydney 's famous Bondi beach … pulling rescue ropes over their
capped heads or battling a big surf in a lifesaving ironman competition: that
is Australia . The recreational society and masculine identity are
all wrapped up in these pervasive images of Australian beach life.
- Ex-patriot
United States of America academic David Mosler in Australia, the Recreational
Society (2002).
Yes,
in summer it can be hard to find a spot in the sand big enough to spread
a beach towel, let alone to wax up your board. Crowds of sun seekers are
everywhere – surfing, sunbaking or just plain posing. In winter, there's
more room to stretch out. Even in the bleakest winter conditions, Australians
still feel the need to wander the beach, picking up silvered arms of driftwood,
peering into rock pools. Surfing and the beach. Both have become defining
elements of our culture, as identifiable as Neighbours, as pervasive
as infotainment.
- Murray
Walding in Blue Heaven: The Story of Australian Surfing (2003).
Mainland
Australia … has the desert's love-affair with the water. Its national icon
is the surfer' amphibian man.
- Peter
Conrad, Down Home: Revisiting Tasmania (1988).
There's
times I sit out there and it's so crowded … I hate the fact that it is becoming
ridiculously popular. It's a huge dilemma. I've got to make a living. What
am I going to do? Give up and go work in a Seven/Eleven.
- Professional
surfer Barton Lynch (1991).
The
Melbourne Cup is the Australasian National Day. It would be difficult to overstate
its importance. It overshadows all other holidays and specialised days of
whatever sort in that congeries of colonies. Overshadows them? I might almost
say it blots them out ... Cup Day is supreme – it has no rival. I can call
to mind no specialised annual day, in any country, which can be named by that
large name – Supreme. I can call to mind no specialised annual day, in any
country, whose approach fires the whole land with a conflagration of conversation
and preparation and anticipation and jubilation. No day save this one; but
this one does it.
- American
author, Mark Twain in Mark Twain in Australia and New Zealand (1897),
on a visit to Australia in 1899. He also said, “Nowhere in my travels have I
encountered a festival of the people that has such a magnetic appeal to a whole
nation. The Cup astonishes me!”
The ladies
go to Flemington to show off their beautiful dresses—their spring ensembles—
and the men go to pay them compliments, to lunch in the open air, and to drink
a lot of champagne. But, to be quite honest, both men and women really go to
the races in order to bet. The attraction of easy money won by chance is the
mainspring and almost the sole motivation of most Australian racegoers.
- A comment
on the Melbourne Cup in In the Land of Kangaroos and Gold Mines by
Oscar Comettant (1888).
The day
on which the Melbourne Cup is run is one of Australia's truly national days
in the sense that it involves most people in one way or another: work virtually
stops throughout the nation for the three minutes during which the race, the
richest and most glamorous in Australia, is run.
- Craig MacGregor
in Profile of Australia, (1966).
Only two
kinds of people punt the horses, the needy and the greedy ... It's not a
sport mate,
it's a lottery with four-legged tickets.
- Billy Borker
in Frank Hardy's The Yarns of Billy Borker (1965).
Carbine
was neither a pretty nor a perfect animal, but he possessed courage, coolness
and sagacity. He was determined to win and was perfectly aware when a supreme
effort was necessary.
- Dr W.H.
Lang wrote of Carbine in his Racehorses of Australia . Carbine provided
one of the greatest performances in Australian turf history when he carried
10 stone 5 pounds to defeat 38 other starters in record time to win the 1890
Melbourne .
I don't
understand you Australians. You think the most important thing in the world
is the Melbourne Cup.
- Writer Rudyard
Kipling to Australian poet and writer Banjo Paterson. The Melbourne Cup is run
on the first Tuesday in November.
How can
you call the Melbourne Cup a world championship when all you've got is a second-rate
horse with weight advantage beating a better horse? The Cup is not important
to the world's breeders because most of the winners are geldings anyway - sad,
malleable zombie-like horses which ... are of absolutely no importance to the
breed in terms of going to stud.
- Author Richard
Ulbrich.
Our big
race: over-hyped, insignificant, inferior.
- Peter Olszewski,
The Weekend Australian (4-5 November 1995).
One of
the first requirements which a newly laid out township seems to feel in Australia
is a racecourse and a cricket ground.
- The Australia
and New Zealand Gazette in the 1850s. Andrew Harding, Australian Racing
Board Executive Officer in 2001 said, “When Australia was settled, they built
a racecourse, pub and church, probably in that order.”
Back in
the ‘50s, it still was an all-male domain. About the only concession to the
female of the species was a large ugly sign at the exit to the men's urinal
which sternly advised the patrons to ‘adjust their dress before leaving' – visions
of a thousand or so maddened punters, having done the rent, rushing from the
pisshouse with the donks hanging out, flashing the only symbol they had left,
always overtook me at the sight of that sign.
- Sam Orr
on a nostalgic visit to the Harold Park Trots, in Roll on Brave New Bloody
World, 1980.
But when
Phar Lap had swollen to half his size again and was groaning in pain, I took
him to the barn. He whinnied, he groaned dementedly. I rushed about to make
him more comfortable. Coming toward me he nosed affectionately under my arm.
Then something inside him burst; he drenched me in blood and fell dead at my
feet.
-
Strapper Tommy Woodcock describing the death of Phar Lap in the United States
on April 5 1936. Phar Lap (‘Bobby' or the ‘Red Terror') started 51 times with
37 wins, 3 seconds and 2 thirds. Winner of the 1930 Melbourne Cup. Woodcock
wept for hours with his arms around the horse's neck.
I love
horses and I live for racing. I tried bowls and golf once but I got bored.
- Horse trainer
T.J. Smith on suggestions of retirement (1990s).
It
is the sense of collective participation the Melbourne Cup gives that ensures
it will remain as the premier event on the Australian sporting calendar.
The Cup evokes heroism in a particular way. Like the ghosts that come ashore
in our imaginations on Anzac Day, to hear the thunder of hooves on the home
turn on Cup Day brings a lump to the throat.
- Journalist
Christopher Bantick believes that along with Anzac Day Cup Day was a "quintessential
Australian event."
Before
I was out of my apprenticeship, I was on first-name terms with every nurse and
doctor in Adelaide .
- Leslie ‘Bootsie'
Boots, the world's worst jumps jockey who had 37 falls in his 39 rides over
hurdles.
… an amusement
which ranks amongst its votaries the greatest blacklegs and swindlers of the
day, which in nearly every country in the civilized world has been tainted by
roguery and vice of the deepest and darkest dye, His Excellency has stood forward
as one who has lent all the weight of his powerful interest to suppress such
practices; and in New South Wales, at all events, he has helped to keep fairly
pure the sport which he loves so well.
- Sydney
Morning Herald report of a special race meeting organised for Sir Hercules
Robinson by the A.J.C. in 1879.
Ya don't
walk around in thongs and T-shirt, mate, and ya don't vomit down the front of
a lady's dress, and ya don't urinate on the ground around the bar. ... Try it
at Oak Park , and you're mightly likely to wind up with an XOS fist planted
fair square in ya dial.
- John Andersen
in Bagmen Millionaires, (1983).
It was
from the pioneer picnic meetings that the gregarious, egalitarian character
of Australian racing developed. The rich and the privileged stockbroker, surgeon,
industrialist, who spreads his chicken and champagne around his Mercedes or
Rolls in the members' car-park on big days at Flemington, is following the footsteps
of the 1830 squatter who brought a cask of brandy and fresh-killed mutton to
the picnic races.
- Turf historian,
Maurice Cavanough.
They know
how to race in Australia . The courses are well-managed, kept in first-rate
order, and there is every comfort for visitors in all departments.
- Nat Gould
quoted in ‘Bred in the Bush: the Australian Racing Novels of Nat Gould,' by
W. Mandle (1988).
Possibly
no country in the world worshipped the horse with the same fierce veneration
as Australia in the nineteenth century. In many cities and towns the day of
an important horse race meeting was declared a public holiday.
- Historian
Geoffrey Blainey in The Tyranny of Distance: How Distance Shaped Australia's
History (1968).
One
race day he appreciates something special is going on. He gets hyped up
by the spotlight, pricks his ears at the click, click, click of the cameras
and, at the end, he's more mentally drained than physically.
- Trainer
John Hawkes on champion galloper Octagonal (1998).
How
can you call the Melbourne Cup a world championship when all you've got
is a second-rate horse with weight advantage beating a better horse?
- Author
Richard Ulbrich (1995) in suggesting that the Melbourne Cup is an over-hyped
event, internationally insignificant, with the best horses heavily handicapped.
Those
who saw it are never likely to forget it. A hundred thousand people on the
track, 39 horses at the barrier, a beautiful spring day.
-
Punch in describing the 1890 Melbourne Cup win by Carbine, one
of the Australia 's greatest racehorses.
He
appeared to be a placid dog. He gained the confidence of the sheep and as
soon as he had them under his control he just walked at their heels and they
were at his will. If they fanned out; he would spread his front legs and rock
from side to side until they bunched. He was an incredible dog.
- George Wescott,
Secretary of the National Sheepdog Trials Association in commenting on the black
and tan kelpie Johnny, five times winner of the Canberra National Trials (1947
to 1952 - did not compete in 1951). At the 1952 National Trials, Johnny scored
197 points out of the maximum of 200 including a perfect score of 100. Judge
James Batson said he was, “A wizard which, whether handling difficult or docile
sheep, would still provide a magnificent performance.”
Chainsaw
is very easy to handle but he absolutely hates having anyone on his back. He
has a style of his own. I've seen him in mid-air with his feet above his head
and doing a belly roll at the same time.
- Owner Garry
McPhee speaking about the 8 time Bucking Bull of the Year (1995).
She tends
to look around at you when she goes in the boxes so you have to give her a little
reminder what she is there for.
- Trainer
Ron Ball speaking about greyhound racing sensation Flying Amy after her 40th
race (from 52 starts) in 1995.